Soros Think Tank Decries ‘Christian Privilege’

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As Christmas approaches, Christians across the U.S. are again reminded of how far the secular left will go in order to erase any of the holiday’s true meaning from the public square. Nevertheless, many of these same activists still contend the faith has some stranglehold on the nation’s policymakers.

For many, it seems Christianity represents the only remaining special interest group that can be castigated on a national scale with abandon. A recent panel discussion sponsored by the far-left Center for American Progress certainly bolstered that position.

Among the invited speakers was Rev. Dr. C. Welton Gaddy, who heads the Interfaith Alliance, a group funded by billionaire Democrat operative George Soros. Despite his self-identification as a man of the cloth, Gaddy has some unorthodox views about his own purported faith.

“See, I grew up in a part of the country where we really believed in religious liberty,” he said, “but we really enforced bondage on everyone else, and it was because we were Christians and we had the Bible.”

His comments coincide with the prevailing leftist assertion that Christians are intolerant bigots; however, he unsurprisingly did not mention adherents to the Muslim doctrine of imposing their faith through intimidation and violence.

Unbelievably, Gaddy compared business owners who make the conscientious decision to oppose gay marriage to segregationists. Furthermore, he seconded an attendee’s allegation that Christians enjoy some enigmatic “privilege” in American society.

Eunice Rho represented the American Civil Liberties Union during the discussion, indicating she feels Christians inherently discriminate merely by daring to live their lives in accordance to their faith. She called legislative proposals designed to increase religious liberty “dangerous because they can allow religion to be used to harm others.”

The conversation naturally returned to sexual perversion, as leftists find it difficult to complete a sentence without castigating Christians as homophobes.

Sally Steenland of the Faith and Progressive Policy Initiative cited what she calls “a false equation” between religious liberty and gay marriage, “as if those two are inherently opposed and you’ve got to choose one or the other.”

Finally, the panel blasted Christians for their belief in the sanctity of life. NARAL Deputy Policy Council Lissy Moskowitz engaged in the absurd “slippery slope” argument that if an employer does not want to pay for his staff to murder their children, “what’s not to stop another boss from saying, ‘Well, I don’t want to cover vaccines, mental health, blood transfusions….’”

Despite engaging in the same ad hominem attacks for which the left is defined, this panel was correct on one front: Christians are indeed privileged.

Though despised by the world, Jesus promised his followers they would experience love and favor beyond measure from the only source that truly matters – the God of the universe.

–B. Christopher Agee

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  1. I am impressed! I think this is the best, most convincing work of satire I have -ever- read. I will definitely be returning to read more of these articles. I will also share them with my friends and use them as examples of great pieces of comedic work and how parody should work. Bravo!

    • Seeks_the_truth says:

      Please do share! Maybe others can then see the comedic relief named "The Soros Think Tank".
      Such an oxymoron in name alone!
      Obviously your eyes were opened to the absurd demands of the whacked out leftist Soro's. Others may also.
      There may be hope.

      • Edwardkoziol says:

        I will be happy when we read this ass died but some socialist will take his place

        • Seeks_the_truth says:

          So will I. At least we know why obama picked Biden as his VP. With crazy Uncle Joe in second, who would be crazy enough to put him in charge?!

          • Edwardkoziol says:

            Bite Me may be on the stupid side but I'll bet he won't have all these czars or muslims in his cabinet
            I don't think he would circumvent congress like this jigaboo is doing.

  2. Wiseoldlady says:

    Are men really that d… Dumb…!!! Abortions is boldly saying murder…!!! One of the 10 COMMANDMENTS….though shalt not kill….. Vaccines, mental health, blood transfusions are NOT a commandment. But indeed Jesus did say to fast and pray for the mental since it is demon possession. Obviously we should be fasting and praying for these retarded idiots from the article above. You live in a world of lies, soros and all your imps.

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