Prepare For Obama’s Big Speech With Handy Barf Bag

Obama Lies Dueling SC

Americans will once again be subjected to the rants of a socialist tyrant during Barack Obama’s State of the Union address Tuesday evening. Reports indicate income inequality will be a primary focus of the speech, affording Obama plenty of opportunity to build on the class envy rhetoric on which he has based most of his presidency.

While many conservatives obviously will be attending to more pressing issues, such as attempting to provide for their families in spite of Obama’s assault on the economy, plenty of others will be watching – if for no other reason than morbid curiosity.

Leftists will doubtlessly find an array of reasons to herald the latest speech as the greatest address in American political history. Those on the right, however, might need some emergency supplies to simply make it to the end of Obama’s diatribe.

One enterprising anti-Obama campaign is providing such a product – a “barf bag” to accompany viewers who become nauseous during the speech.

A political website has reportedly secured a full-page ad in Tuesday’s Washington Times, which features a “make your own” bag for use “when you’ve had a stomach-full of old phony political hope and change.”

Complete with assembly instructions for the bag, the advertisement calls attention to the failed promises and detrimental policies of the Obama administration.

According to the ad, the idea is presented “by like-minded Americans” who have had enough of “the man who promised the American people the most honest, transparent presidency in the history of the United States.”

The Washington Times, one of the few major American newspapers without a blatant liberal bias, will prominently feature the ad on its back page, allowing easy access for those who purchase a copy.

–B. Christopher Agee

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  1. I will NOT be watching O say lie after lie

  2. I wretch everytime this shithead opens his dick-licking gob! C

  3. Linda From NY says:

    I will NOT watch, every time Obama comes on tv I change the channel, I can NOT stand to hear his voice and his lies. These democrats are desperate that is they are doing this because they know full well that Americans will vote them out next Nov. 2014 and Obama's ego can't take the fact that he is no longer beloved by the people.

    • Edwardkoziol says:

      Linda here I thought I was the only one that did that

      • Linda From NY says:

        Hi Edward,
        You are NOT alone, I believe millions of Americans stop listening to Obozo, he has lost creditability and Americans know by now that they have been dupe by this fraudster

  4. The ONLY thing that would make me watch this Marixts' speech is if he would be announcing his resignation. That would be too easy though for someone that has repeatedly committed TREASON.

    • Edwardkoziol says:

      Thomas the only way I'd watch is if he was going to committ suicide by stabbng himself with his pen while beating himself with the phone.

      • disgusted geezer says:

        I like to watch the first ten minutes or so- the part where he saunters in grinning to the handshakes and fawning of the hard cores. This identifies the traitors. No way would I sit and listen to the propagandized crap storm that follows. I'll bet that Chamber reeks of the smell of alcohol on State of the Union night. I'm ashamed of America right now- how about you?

        • Edwardkoziol says:

          In away I am because people don't listen to what they say or see what Obutthole is doing.Part of the problem is our education system where children are not taught that government running your lives is socialism.I learned that back in the late 40's but I'd bet my house that it is not taught in history today.

  5. Edwardkoziol says:

    I'd rather go out and watch grass grow then listen to this bag of shit talk. He talks more like Dickheadtator then an American president,he shuns congress so why listen to the lying snake.

  6. I put new batteries in my channel changer so it doesn't get stuck on stupid!

  7. MuslimLuvChrist says:

    I just had a drink for every time nigga said I, me, mine, pen, phone, jobs, and I am waisted.

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