Obummer’s State Of The Union Top 10





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President Obama’s 5th State of the Union address has come and gone; and while it seems like we’ve heard it all before, the reality is this one had more than its share of memorable lines.

Thus, without further adieu, today’s daily briefing presents the top 10 most memorable lines from Obummer’s State of the Union speech:

10. “Hey, is that the national debt in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

9. (to Speaker John Boehner) “John, orange is your color…again.”

8. “In case you were wondering, the Cloward-Piven strategy really does work.”

7. “Vice President Joe Biden…” (rest of the statement inaudible after being interrupted by uncontrollable laughter in the chamber)

6. “Anybody else smell sulfur?”

5. “Just think, if Wendy Davis is the next governor of Texas she can dismember at least 350 babies in the time it will take me to give the next State of the Union speech.”

4. “I really shouldn’t be here tonight, but the Republicans went ahead and nominated Mitt Romney.”

3. “I wish some more marginal pro athletes would come out and say they like to have gay sex so we can stop talking about my record.”

2. “Vote the chancellor emergency powers so he can end these threats to the Republic.”

1. “If you like your current collapsing constitutional republic, you can keep it.

 

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Comments

  1. Edwardkoziol says:

    Very Good and the worst part it's all true

  2. Crazy-Sane person says:

    Did you just make that all up?

  3. Crazy-Sane person says:

    For once, you should actually watch the State of the Union, instead of being a looser

    • Seeks_the_truth says:

      You really should learn how to spell before you attempt to call someone else a looser(sp). That way you won't be seen as the LOSER you are.

      • Glad to see that you also enjoy using a "looser" libtard's own post to prove it is they who are the loser!

        • Seeks_the_truth says:

          LIV libtards are the epitome of our great 'edjacashun' system. All we're doing is pointing out this fact.
          Remember, 'no child left behind', although they do get quite heavy to pull along once they get older.

    • Linda From NY says:

      Hi Crazy,

      What fore Crazy? The man has lost all credibility it has been 5 long years and things have gotten much worst. I am still waiting for Hope and Change and over year ago it was Forward, where is the Forward?

  4. MuslimLuvChrist says:

    To add to this list:
    I promise to close Guantanamo Bay ever SOTU until I leave.
    obamacare will continue to be as transparent as a train wreck.
    One day you will thank me for green energy.
    I have a pen and phone and a wideass to shove them in, and will bring them out for immigration soon.
    Due to my actions against the second amendment, we created more jobs and sold more guns last year than ever before.
    Due to doubling the spending in 2008, I finally cut the deficit in half bringing it back to its original value.
    I am now a jedi night, but nothing happens when I waive my hand and say “There is no Benghazi”.
    Holder is doing a great job investigating himself.
    I defend the right that every presidency should have at least 9 phony scandals.
    If you have nothing to hide, then NSA is going a great job.
    My hour is up, time to repeat this shit next SOTU.

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