Michelle’s Fitness Campaign Goes To The Dogs

Michelle Puppy Bowl

Proving her undeniable skill of injecting partisan rhetoric into any conceivable situation, Michelle Obama recently hijacked the ostensibly neutral “Puppy Bowl” for her own ideological use.

She has previously traded on her status as first lady in coercing restaurants and schools to adopt her restrictive menus, insisting she should be the arbiter of nutritional policy. In hawking her “Let’s Move!” initiative, Obama has appeared in various kids’ programs and other venues through which the next generation would be susceptible to her rhetoric.

Her latest ploy capitalized on the annual pre-Super Bowl program dedicated to highlighting cute canines.

Amid the festivities, Obama appeared on camera with her own dogs Bo and Sunny in an effort to convince viewers that their pets are doing a better job of heeding her advice than they are.

“This year’s pups showed us that getting active and lapping up plenty of water are important ways to keep our bodies healthy and energized,” she said.

Naturally, many viewers who anticipated a rare respite from America’s contentious political climate were upset that Obama infused the innocent program with her rant.

Obama suggested that “going outside to walk and play with your pet is a perfect way to get moving and some fun every day.” While her suggestion might be valid, many viewers nonetheless wondered why Obama – who has already wormed her way into the spotlight in countless other situations – felt the need to interrupt this event. Many also criticized Animal Planet for allowing her to do so.


The “Let’s Move!” campaign weighed in, obviously lauding the ubiquitous spokeswoman for her message.

“She even joined in for a touchdown dance to celebrate with the students and puppies,” the initiative gushed in an entry on its website’s blog.

Michelle wasn’t the only Obama to capitalize on the popularity of Super Bowl Sunday, however. In addition to a Twitter post on his official account, the White House tweeted a photo of Obama carrying a football, with Bo in pursuit, captioned with the absurd phrase, “Beast mode.”


In all honesty, though, Bo is lucky Obama only uses him as a political prop – and not a source of “tough” protein.

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  1. Happy I did not watch it

  2. Whatever menu she makes I will boycott and so should everyone else who the hell the obamas think they are so sad

    • Linda From NY says:

      I too will boycott anything these Obamas endorses, can't stand either one

      • I understand Subway sandw. is partnering w/her – so go to Subway website & tell them you wont set foot in their place until she's gone.

      • Edwardkoziol says:

        With you on this one there are more then 1 shop that makes subs and a couple are way better then Subway.I also understand Mickey D's is going along with Grape Ape.

  3. Now I'm even happier I missed the Super Bowl!

  4. MuslimLuvChrist says:

    Her ugly fat AssandFace scared all the dogs away!

    • Edwardkoziol says:

      MLC you know how her arms got so big as I delved into it I found out it was because she use to swing from tree to tree with out using her tail.Since she didn't use her tail her ass got fatter.

      • Crazy - Sane person says:

        Shut up and look at the mirror

        • Edwardkoziol says:

          Hve you looked in the mirror and how is it when your friends like Chris Matthews ,Ed Schultz and that lezzie Maddcow rip repbicans i don't hear a peep from you.Change your name to Crazy Insane Person

          • Crazy - Sane person says:

            1. I have no idea who those people are

            2. I have looked in the mirror and I’m. very fit, thanks for suggesting it to me.

          • Edwardkoziol says:

            How many mirrors do you break in a week.

          • Seeks_the_truth says:

            1) You also claim intelligence, which you have proved you're not.

            2) Refer to item #1

          • Crazy - Sane person says:

            And where are you when fox news comes up with crap and ridiculous assumptions, only Bill O’REILLY makes since on that ENTERTAINMENT Show.

          • Edwardkoziol says:

            I can tell you went to a liberal school because they didn't teach a dildo like you how to spell. It's Big Mouth Bill makes sense not since

          • Seeks_the_truth says:

            Ridiculous assumptions? Care to name one? SINCE you can't, it proves you have no SENSE.
            First thing when claiming intelligence is learning how to spell and the proper words to use.
            Otherwise, you look like a 'crazy' person.

          • MuslimLuvChrist says:

            I like Crazy. He watches Bill and his TV station. Too bad he sounds gay though! He should change his name to "Crazy – gay"!

          • Edwardkoziol says:

            MLC have you suggested it to him.I know one lady that would put this twit down and that is Ladydoberman

          • MuslimLuvChrist says:

            EK, why is C-G in a conservative blog? He should go to MSNBC like you suggested. Majorly Shocking Nothing But Crap Network, for Gs!

          • Seeks_the_truth says:

            It's because he wants so bad to be a troll but fails miserably at it. He/it is tired of being laughed at on the liberal sites.

          • Crazy - Sane person says:

            No, Im just very intelligent, unlike some people….

          • Edwardkoziol says:

            sounds like you went to one of those liberal government school.You know the brain washing type.

          • Seeks_the_truth says:

            Intelligent? Now that's a laugh. I have yet to see anything intelligent come from you.
            Come on now. Give it a try.

  5. Crazy - Sane person says:

    What the heck is wrong with you people, complaining and whimpering over a fitness video!!! Pathetic and Sad….

    • Seeks_the_truth says:

      No one is 'whimpering' nor 'complaining' over a self described 'fitness' video. The problem is an extremely cellulite packed cow trying to control the lives of others.
      Most are quite tired of her yammering.
      What people weigh is none of her business. Nor is it the government's business.
      Especially when they use a fabricated, inaccurate measuring stick to compare everyone against.

  6. Crazy - Sane person says:

    Since when did puppies become a controversy, and health tips and eccentric daily exercise become a WORLD CRISES? Either your fat or just too lazy….

    Shameful…..especially the tea party. Your better than this……..I think.

    • Seeks_the_truth says:

      When did a person's weight become the responsibility of moochelle? An extremely cellulite packed cow that needs to follow her own advice. When was it decided that there is a column that everyone must fit in?
      This is not a 'one size fits all' world as some pretend it is. You can not force a round person into the square hole.
      Weight has nothing to do with fitness. Muscle weighs more than fat. Therefore, a muscle bound person would be well over the height/weight chart.
      This is why they came up with the BMI measurements. Turns out, it's not accurate. Then they went to a waist measurement. That's also not accurate. In the Military, they measure a man's neck and compare. Still not accurate.
      As long as a person is healthy, happy and capable of doing what they want and need when they have to, who's business is it what a scale says?
      Enough of this nanny shit already.

      • Edwardkoziol says:

        I knew you could respond to this idiot.You should run for public office

        • Crazy-Sane person says:

          Still pathetic

        • Seeks_the_truth says:

          It's not just this idiot, it's all who wish to demand a public standard. What business is it of theirs what another person weighs?
          The loony left needs to learn that another person's life is none of their business. The people will not relinquish full control of their lives to the government. Especially to faulty science.
          Yet more division from this 'administration'.

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