Janet Napolitano Suggests We Fight Back Against “active Shooters”– With SCISSORS!

Napolitano SC Janet Napolitano suggests we fight back against “active shooters”– with SCISSORS!

In July of 2012, Janet Napolitano’s Department of Homeland Security (DHS) produced a “show and tell” video instructing Americans on the best course of action should they suddenly find themselves in an “active shooter” situation.

Entitled Run, Hide, Fightthe Big Sis-approved, 6 minute epic provided potential victims with crucial advice, such as “run away” and “remain out of sight of the shooter.” Naturally, that’s the sort of counsel only government can provide.

Noticeably absent from the DHS tutorial, however, was any discussion of REAL weapons in the hands of prospective victims. Apparently, firearms were not permitted in the “gun free zone” building chosen by the Mayor of Houston for the making of the Department-sponsored film.

But then, to be fair, one 12 gauge pump did play a part in the video. In fact, it was used by the principal character—a muscular, clean-cut fellow who looked all the world like a former Marine D.I. or Republican congressman until he began mowing down unsuspecting fellow actors. Well, the DHS did warn us about those dangerous returning vets and Constitution-loving, right-wing extremists, didn’t it?!

This week, the Napolitano film crew introduced Options for Consideration, the 2013 version of its Run, Hide, Fight fantasy. Once again, potential victims run, hide, and fight UNARMED just as they had in 2012. But this year’s video lacks the one thing that added a sense of reality to the 2012 offering— the shooter!  Replacing that fearsome looking, faux-Republican in the 2013 video are views of people scurrying to the exits and crawling under desks. But the feel of “authenticity” is lacking.

See, in last year’s film, the scary conservative with the close-cropped hair calmly pulled his 12 gauge tactical pump from a backpack, fired all six shells, and strolled to the next populated area. Now that’s REALISM! After all, any shooter in a Democrat-imposed “gun free zone” KNOWS he has all the time in the world to reload and pick off more targets as no one in the building will be armed and able to threaten him. In fact, the murderous GOP wanna-be in Janet’s movie didn’t even feel the need to use one of those infamous “assault weapons” with a “30 round magazine”!!

But give Big Sis credit for interjecting a little humor this year. For as the serious-sounding narrator advises anyone “caught out in the open” to “try to overpower the shooter with anything at [their] disposal,” the camera actually pans to a hand removing a pair of scissors from a desk drawer!

That’s right! Just as the school-aged children of Barack Obama and other DC politicians are protected by armed guards and 535 members of Congress enjoy armed security throughout the Capitol building, we the wretched refuse are told that we needn’t worry either. For should the unexpected ever happen, all we have to do is open the nearest drawer!

But you’d better hope like Hell you can crawl in! Because scissors aren’t going to help; and if there’s a gun in there, you’ll undoubtedly be SHOT by first responders who are trained so that no “law abiding” citizen could possibly be armed.

Enjoy the Super Bowl tomorrow.

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  2. Does anyone know what this idiotic video cost taxpayers?? Even if cost us $.01, it would be too much

  3. This witch needs to be in a nut house she has no brains I bet she has guns and gaurds around her 24 hours a day but she wants us to run hide or fight with scissors this woman is scary

    • disgusted says:

      Witch? hell, try the name that fits! DYKE! Stupid DYKE! But, did she REALLY JUST SAY THAT? SCISSORS TO A GUN FIGHT??????? Seriously? Does she think that everyone is as STUPID AND UGLY AS SHE IS? When God was passing out brains, this ugly troll, dyke, thought He said Trains, and said she’d take the next one, and missed that one too! The utter STUPIDITY coming out of that lame brain of this sorry looking troll’s mouth, oh Lord, it’s unbeleiveable, as unbeleiveable as the other idiot twat who says that “Chicago violence is because of climate change”! I swear, where do these lame brained twats come from, what HOLE did they crawl out of….? They don’t even make good comics. As much as I think they need to be in front of a firing squad and finished off, I don’t beleive anyone should waste a good bullet on either of their sorry asses, one whose lard butt is the equivalent of the other Lard Ass Ape Grape’s, and just as butt ugly! combine the stupid with the ugly, and those two things alone is enough to qualify them both for dumber than dumb, stupider than stupid, ignoranter than ignorant, and as clueless as a rock! They are an insult to the entire human race, and especially to anything close to female. I am embarrassed by having them in the same species as human, to be frank. Geez. God Almighty! Even God must be ashamed of such idiotic lack of any intelligence!!!!!!!!

      • Edwardkoziol says:

        Very good a lot of truth in what you write it use to be the devil made me do it now it's the climate that makes you do it.


    Hey stupid ass. Did ya ever hear the saying, don't bring a knife to a gunfight???????? STUPID ASS POLITICIANS.

  5. IDIOTS!

  6. ANTICRIME says:

    POOR JANET; she is just as mentally incompetent as Diane Feinstein and Nancy Pelosi!!!

    "The only foes that threaten America are the enemies at home, and these are ignorance, superstition and incompetence."
    ~ Elbert Hubbard

  7. VirgoVince says:

    Wouldn't you love to watch the expression on her face when she's shot while reaching for scissors??

  8. Perfectlyaged says:

    Janet, Janet, Janet…do you really believe we can get close enough to the intruder to use our scissors (if we can find them) on him before he pulls the trigger on his gun?
    Tell me Janet…do you carry scissors in your purse?

  9. I'd have a hard time believing anything a Disney villain says.

  10. I'm sure that BIG SIS is packing her own. She reminds me of my phys. ED teacher in Junior High.

  11. My wise advice to you is, NEVER bring a knife to a gun fight.

  12. Hey, maybe we should give this training to our soldiers. It's cheaper, hey there's a commy, run, hide !

  13. Nah, she really can't be this S.T.U.P.I.D ! Please, no.

  14. Linda A. From NY says:

    This ugly woman/man or whatever it is, idea of fighting back with a pair of scissors against someone with a gun is not smart at all, she is just as incompetent as Diane Frankenstein and Nancy the Dingbat, all of these people and politicians are working hard on the behalf of a communist dictator whose intentions is for America to be run by a Tierney government. Shame on all these traitors.

    • saddlebroke says:

      You know the old saying "don't bring a knife to a gun fight"—well good old stupid incompetent Janet
      has just advocated this very thing. I will certainly remember to keep my scissors concealed even the event I am attack by a gunman—yeah right! I keep my concealed gun on my hip first.

  15. Edwardkoziol says:

    I might be wrong but wouldn't it have been cheaper to but a 1000 pair of scissors then 1000 assault rifles.This bull dyke is doing what Obutthole ordered.Next he'll want skeet shooting rifles to get those fleeing the FEMA assault team.

  16. Priceless says:

    Hi, I decided it was time to get some thing to protect my self and my family with, I've heard a lot about the AK15 and thought it might do the job, I went to wal-mart but they wear sold out so I went online to see where I could get one. There was none to be had, some said they was not taking any new orders because they could not even fill the orders that they all ready had. I was in despair until I read where Janet Napolitano said to get a pair of scissors, I thought that's a damn good idea, don't know why I didn't think of it, and there a lot cheaper to, so I bought three pair, One for the front door, one for my bed room, and One to open carry, but I can't find a holster. If any one knows where I may get one please let me know. THANK YOU!!

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