Could you imagine the conversation that God would have with Barack Obama if He came down to visit with him for a little while? As this cloud decends into the Oval Office, Obama jumps up from his desk and runs to the door thinking there’s a fire, but the door won’t open and nobody comes to help him. “Sit down, Barack”, a voice says. “Who are you?” Obama asks in a panic voiced. ” I am who you think you are Barack,” the voice in the cloud answers. “Saul Alinsky?” Obama asks slightly confused. “NO, I am who I am, the Creator of all things,” the cloud says. “Why are you here in my White House?” Obama asks. ” I have a few things I need to straighten out with you, Barack,” the voice says. “Like what?” Obama nervously inquires. ” “Ok, here goes……now pay very close attention,” the voice says.
“Do you know that I said that you shall have no other gods before me ,not even the one in your mirror, Barack?” the voice asks. “I heard something about that, but hey, a little ego goes with this job!” Obama says. “A little ego, Barack? “Anyway, there is NO exception to that first rule,” the voice thunders, “not even for you. I only ask for 10% of a person’s income no matter what their financial status in this world, so what makes you government people think that you deserve 15, 25, 30, or 40% of their income?” the voice asks.” Hey, everyone has to pay their fair share,” Obama says. “I know, Barack, that’s why I only ask for 10% from EVERYBODY,” the voice replies. “But the wealthy have so much more to give,” Obama retorts. “I know, Barack, I gave them their wealth so that they could start businesses, create jobs, make products that people need, and give to charities and foundations that actually help people in an efficient manner.” “But why should the rich get all those material things, luxury, and perks, when so many don’t have anything?” Barack asks a little heatedly.
“First of all, Barack, do you know what MY 10th Commandment says?” the voice asks. “I might have missed that one,” Barack says sheepishly. “Thou shalt NOT covet your neighbors house. You shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, or his manservant, or his maidservant, his ox, or his donkey, or ANYTHING that belongs to your neighbor!” the voice replied. “So what does that mean, exactly?” Obama asks. “It means, STOP the class warfare thing and in MY name, stop casting all the wealthy as evil,will you?!” the voice asked with a little irritation. “I will judge them, NOT you!”
“You don’t understand,” Obama says pleadingly to the voice, “without the government taking care of the widows and the orphans, who else will do it?” Obama asks puzzled. “I gave that job to the churches, and if you have read MY Word then you would have known that, wouldn’t you?” the voice inquires. “What about all the jobless folks out their who have no income right now?” Obama slyly asks. ” If you would get off the regulations that you have imposed on businesses and cut the corporate tax rate in this country way down, then maybe these people would have jobs and wouldn’t need your handouts!” the voice replies.
“Well, is there anything else you have for me today? After all, I am a busy man,” the President says, as he looks out the window at a beautiful Sunday morning. “Yes I do have one more thing for now, Barack; stay out of MY business in the churches, will you?” The voice scolds, “I gave the founding fathers of this country the inspiration for the First Amendment to your Constitution!” “Now is that all?” Obama asks as he puts on his golf shoes. “There is more that we need to discuss, Barack, but I have to be in churches shortly,” the voice says. “And ,oh by the way, take a LOT of golf balls today Barack; you are going to need them!” With that, the cloud departed until another day.
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Suggestion: Send this to the White House and 0.
I would say to do it, but I remember who Obama really is, and know that he wouldn't get it.
I think we should all send him a "pink slip" that says "Your Fired"
CONGRESS: INVESTIGATE Obamas Eligability NOW!! The Evidence is OVERWHELMING!!! We want proof that he is who and what he says he is and will not show that proof because he is NOT who or what he says he is and is afraid to show us, he will be found out!!
Flag Day in America before Barack Obama:
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Flag Day in America with Barack Obama:
"All this for a F'ing Flag"! (Michelle Obama) – http://video.search.yahoo.com/search/video?p=mich…
no, if God visited the oval office, the floor would open up and 'ol Barry would be cast into Hell, 'nuf said!
After all the things he has done against GOD and HIS people, I don't think GOD would talk to him. Your know there is a point when GOD cuts sinners off. I personally do not ,have never known anyone who has gone to the limits and made as much progress in destroying GOD'S plans for HIS people that this one has. When Obama gets things to the level of degradation of evil, that is the point where GOD will put an end to it.
I believe ole Kingfish Oblameo would tell God that it's his and Bushes fault for thet hings happening in the world and sure as hell he's not to blame.Then hopefully God would ship his half/black ass to hell with the rest of the terrorists
Well, it sounded to me like 0Bammy got snarky with God, even though it was God to whom he was speaking! He has no respect for anyone, nor even any respect for God Almighty, so his answers to God were about the same as he speaks to everyone else. Except maybe to Mooooooo of course. And, I bet he uses some respect with that one, she is probably hell on two legs. I beleive that there is a special place in hell for this one, and those like him. God is going to only put up with so much out of us, and then all hell is going to break loose. As it is, God is speaking to us as of right now, and I wonder, just how many are really listening to Him. Look at all the disasters around us, fires, earthquakes, floods, starving people, weather going haywire, and all things that are not “natural” anymore. Yet, we continue in our wicked ways, and allowing the devil and sin to infect our nation, and welcoming all that is truly a sin in the eyes of God! Homosexuality and abortion alone is enough to anger God, and add in our having tossed God out of our schools, and our capitol buildings, and anywhere else. And allowing atheists to almost win a battle over our nativity scenes at Christmas! Each and every one of us should put a nativity scene in our front yards at Christmas, and a Cross on Easter, right out front, where all can view them! And dare, and double dare anyone to open their mouths! March on Washington with signs of God and Jesus and all that is CHRISTIAN! Just see how many cops and abusers of OUR RIGHTS it would take to arrest us all! I am talking about a Christian Crusade, with numbers so great that we could not be over ran by those who are against us, and God. For, “if God be with us, who can stand against us?” God WILL speak to Obama, on Judgement Day, when his tounge will confess, and his arrogant knees WILL BOW TO THE ONE AND ONLY GOD! I would not want to be in or near his shoes when that day comes. He won’t want to be in his shoes either, for the righteous anger of the God of Israel will be a fearsome thing.