Caught By A Selfie: This Just Might Be The Dumbest Criminal Ever (Hilarious)

Photo Credit: KFVS 12

An Illinois woman has been arrested after posting a series of photos of herself on Facebook that showed her wearing a dress. The problem is, the dress had been reported stolen from a clothing boutique. Criminals these days! They think they have pulled off the master crime, only to display it to the whole world and incriminate their selves.

Danielle Saxton, 27, was caught after the owners of Mortie’s clothing boutique reviewed surveillance footage of a woman allegedly shoplifting a colorful leopard print dress, and having friends on Facebook stay on the lookout for anyone posting a photo of them in it.

Photo Credit: KFVS 12

Photo Credit: KFVS 12

“We posted… just words saying ‘If anyone sees a leopard color dress, let us know about it, come tell us, call us, text us,’” Kert Williams, one of the store owners said. “At 6:30 we got this picture saying, ‘Love my new dress,’ the selfie she took.”

Not two hours later, the shoplifter thought it wise to take to Facebook to show off her “new dress” to her friends.

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Photo Credit: facebook

“I got a message saying, ‘Is this the dress you’re talking about?’ Well, yup, that’s it!” Williams said to KFVS in West Frankfort, IL. “There is only one neon leopard print dress that we have.”

It didn’t take the police long to arrest Saxton and charge her with retail theft of less than $300. Police also found two shirts, sunglasses, and a necklace on Saxton that had been taken from Mortie’s Boutique.

This isn’t the first time the store has used their Facebook page to catch shoplifters and says it won’t be the last either.

“I guess more people should do that, maybe people won’t be robbed from as much, maybe people will quit coming in here and doing it,” Williams said.

To make matters all the worse, Saxton is pregnant and is expecting a child soon. Court documents show she will remain in the Franklin County Jail on an outstanding warrant from a previous drug charge.

Photo Credit: KFVS 12

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  1. No wonder this country is going to hell in a hand basket. It's people like this pregnant woman that steal from a store and then has no common sense and posts her picture on Facebook with the dress and other items she stole from the store. I would also think that she is one of those low information voters also.

  2. But seriously, gotta have that dress

  3. This gal has the necessary qualifications to get a job in the White Hose, may even the Oval Office.

  4. mrfixit says:

    All I can say is "BIMBO ALERT" & "DUH-DUH"

  5. Raymond says:

    The signs of the end times are everywhere…

    As we witness such things as the spread of globalism, the building of a one-world church, the increase of wickedness, the breakdown of the traditional family, the destruction of that priceless bastion of liberty called America, the normalization of homosexuality, the callous murder of babies, the filthy pop culture, the breathtaking increase in governmental surveillance, we become fearful, uncertain, frustrated, angry, and discouraged, but this is because our minds and hearts are too focused on things of this world rather than things above. Too often we have the same short view that “conservative” unbelievers have rather than the long view that comes from the light of Bible prophecy…

    The devil is the god of this world, and his handiwork is evident everywhere, but he is not God and he is not in control of the times and the seasons.

    “Daniel answered and said, Blessed be the name of God for ever and ever: for wisdom and might are his: And he changeth the times and the seasons: he removeth kings, and setteth up kings: he giveth wisdom unto the wise, and knowledge to them that know understanding” (Dan. 2:20-21).

    We should stand in the confidence that the present evil is exceedingly temporary and will soon be cut down.

    Please visit my Bible prophecy website at:

  6. In this case, just cuzz you gots it, don't flaunt it……..

  7. With a lack of brains like hers, she must have voted for Obama twice.

  8. Edwardkoziol says:

    Thank God for stupid criminals.


  10. Wow just when I thought someone couldn't be that dumb, then she pops up!

  11. At least it will be a drug free pregnancy, which is a good thing for the baby.

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