Fanatic First Lady Forces White House Chef To Resign

From cafeteria lunchrooms to basketball scoreboards, there seem to be few areas safe from Michelle Obama’s tyrannical nutritional mandates. The latest apparent victim of her intrusion, however, hits much closer to home for the first lady.

Bill Yosses, a White House pastry chef initially hired by Laura Bush, recently announced his intention to resign from his current position in three months. While he was free to create decadent desserts under the previous administration, he stated that Michelle Obama’s dietary demands are “partly to blame” for his decision to leave the prominent post.

The chef describes the first lady’s instruction, beginning in 2009, to replace standard items like butter and sugar with healthier alternatives. Though he tried to abide by the new restrictions, Yosses indicated the strain they have caused on his craft has grown too great.

“I don’t want to demonize cream, butter, sugar, and eggs,” he explained. While he called his resignation a “bittersweet decision,” Yosses already has future projects lined up for his post-White House career.

As for the catalyst behind his self-imposed ouster, Michelle Obama declared she is “incredibly sad” that the chef will be leaving the White House.

In a clueless farewell to the man she effectively pushed out, she heralded Yosses’ dedication to “building a healthier future for our next generation.”

She also praised his work with the White House garden, along with his creation of “the most delectable creations” for official White House events.

It appears by her comments that Obama is a fan of Yosses and his culinary capabilities. Still, she contends that she knows best when it comes to what ingredients the chef uses in recipes he has doubtlessly procured throughout his career.

Yosses is one of countless experts in a variety of disciplines hamstrung by the absurd demands of Michelle Obama.

–B. Christopher Agee

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  1. Berenice says:

    Good. I hope she can't find another one either. Maybe that will put a stop to all their personal, non-governmental entertainment.

  2. dewiseguy says:

    The fat ass transvestite will always get her way, just ask his/her queer husband.

  3. Edwardkoziol says:

    Who the hell does the queen of mean think she is kidding.Just look at the size of Moochellas ass you know the Congo queen was eating more then diet food.It took a lot of quarter pounders to get that large of an ass.I'm sure when she goes on her many vacations with Frick & Frack and Obumhole himself they just eat lean cousine.I know wonder if the chef has to sign up for Obutthole care since he can no longer receive his plan that he liked.

  4. MuslimLuvChrist says:

    She is blaming the chef for her fat arss. She should sue the manufacturers for making spoons and forks for her fat arss also

    • Edwardkoziol says:

      MLC I understand now I could be wrong but I was told she eats with her hands like her ancestors did when they were swinging from the trees and swinging from the vines.You see she knows they never ate butter or sugar or other good stuff.

      • And with ignorant statements like this, you are all but guaranteeing Hillary's spot in 2016. Thanks a lot.

        • Crazy-Sane person says:

          I wouldn’t have said it better, Jack. They say they’re “Not Racist”, but comments from this Bumbling idiot can’t understand why it’s offensive. Go back to your cave, Edumb. When you learn to respect others and MKE SENSE FOR ONCE, then you have the right to be called A Decent Person or A True Republican. The conservatives have been given a bad name because of people like you.I’ve been called a lying, selfish, racist because I’m a republican. THANKS A LOT!!!!! Edumba$$

          • Edwardkoziol says:

            Whacky Insane I'm a card carrying communist democrat like you.We will triumph when our next leader the fat ugly old sow might become president.I think you better go back to your cage at the zoo and jack with you. 2 peas in a pod.

        • Edwardkoziol says:

          jack off I'm gladI could help

          • Go to hell, Liberal

          • Edwardkoziol says:

            Jack Jack that is not nice to say. But if you don't get nasty you will have that old cow as president.You must have seen how being nice to Obumhole turned out for Romney & Senor Mc Quack McCain

          • You mean when McCain was down by 2 points in the polls before bringing in Palin and ramping up the bigots like you? Yeah, saw that. What I also see is a nation where old white people's opinion is not longer Gospel, like it was before. Reading some of the bile on this site makes me legitimately think about voting for Hillary, just so people do not associate me with old folks like you. But if you want another 8 years of Hillary Clinton, then please keep going with the puns and racism. I am sure that will fix things. I mean, just look at all the things this site has achieved so far. Oh wait….

          • Edwardkoziol says:

            Jack if it wasn't for Palin,John boy would have lost by more.What are you waiting for Christmas or are you one of those lowlifes who want to do away with Christmas.Last if this site bothers you why are you on it.

  5. Yes, she/he is a fanatic nut

  6. great let the beatch cook for herself ….ya right

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