Egomaniacal Michelle Obama: I Can’t “Sit On My Talents”

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After weeks away on a taxpayer-funded vacation to Hawaii, Michelle Obama has returned to D.C. for even more self-involved celebration leading up to her birthday. In a recent interview with People magazine, the first lady revealed an astronomically high opinion of herself that generally jibes with the persona she has embodied since achieving national prominence.

For those who might have missed it, Obama announced, “I’m first lady of the United States of America,” calling the position “pretty high up.”

Nonetheless, she seems to indicate even that position is an insignificant forum for her larger-than-life persona.

Indicating that she has “always felt like my life is ever-evolving,” Obama discussed her plans for a future outside of the White House. Interestingly, millions of frustrated Americans are looking anticipatorily toward that same eventuality.

After alluding to the fact that she would not rule out plastic surgery as she ages, Obama mentioned a few older women she considers to be role models. In one statement that illustrates her own radicalism, she touted the virtues of actress Jane Fonda.

Decades after the woman appeared in Vietnam to support America’s enemy, an act many Americans consider traitorous, Obama called Fonda “a beautiful, engaged, politically savvy, sharp woman.”

She then pivoted back to her own perceived brilliance, explaining, “I don’t have the right to just sit on my talents or blessings. I’ve got to keep figuring out ways to have an impact….”

Millions of schoolchildren being forced to take government-approved lunches they have no intention of actually eating might conclude her activism has already made an impact. Still, she said she looks forward to the coming years – after her daughters are in college – during which she said “the sky is the limit!”

An interview with Michelle Obama would not be complete without her admonition of those who dare to eat politically incorrect foods or skip a day at the gym.

“And as everyone knows, I do exercise,” she proclaimed, encouraging other women to follow her lead.

For the millions suffering under the disastrous economic policies of her husband, however, expensive health food and private trainers are luxuries that take a backseat to providing the essentials for their families.

–B. Christopher Agee

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  1. "Talents" — is that how they pronounce "fat buttocks" in Chicago?

  2. The woman has zero talents. Can't help but wonder what crap Oprah put in her pea brain or told her what to do.

  3. Makes sense that that ghetto-queen would consider Hanoi Jane a good person….
    What 'talents' does Moochelle possess anyway, other than being the very worst-dressed 'first lady' in American history ????
    Her meddling in any American affairs is a slap to the faces of us all…since she was a ghetto-rat in Chicago when she sank her talons into Obomination, thereafter riding his coattails into Washington into OUR house…
    The both of them should demonstrate their 'talents' at being convicted criminals doing life-and-a-day in prison…

    • Sideshow .. Speaking of OUR house, do you think that they will fumigate it when the current occupiers leave .. just to make sure all the vermin are gone??

  4. Michelle Obama is a dis-barred former lawyer just like her fabricated husband who now stand before America naked and jaded ,as the lies keep rolling forward. Can America handle the truth ?
    Barry abandon our men and woman that serve and protect us, He and Sec, State are directly responsible for ignoring all request for help -and rescue in Benghazi.
    Michelle , as Frist Lady is years younger as compared to Frist Ladies of the last 50 years; That made incredible contributions to our country and to the position.
    Michelle , go back to the gym and stay there.

    • And now, we find out that guns went to Mexico, not to track them, but to SUPPLY them to the Sinoloa Drug Cartel IN EXCHANGE for billions of dollars of drugs to bring into the States. And hussein and holder knew about the whole deal –hell, it was probably their idea!! Nice, huh?

  5. Forward was a slogan for Hilter

  6. Wow!She is a true Idiot..

  7. What concerns me are all the useful "IDIOTS" behind her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. Lux et Veritas says:

    When American will wake up?! Lev trosku said that America would be destroyed by the third country idiots(sic); I want to add "affirmative action' as a new invention for them.

    Can God safe America??!!

  9. I think the most exercise she gets is bending her elbow. At least from looking at that big butt. But sitting on it all day with the servants waiting on her hand and foot probably helps too.

  10. Lux et Veritas says:

    Affirmative action/disbared lawyer.
    She is ugly inside and out.
    Isit american future???

  11. Wiseoldlady says:

    What talent?????????????
    Do you mean as insurance fraudster??????
    Do you mean in your selection of disgusting friends??????

    All I see is an angry female with a POS husband that cannot obey the laws of life, of truth, of honesty. I see frauds…….just like God said….the same yesterday, today and forever….God is GOOD… are a fake yesterday ,today and forever. Until you two narcissistic idiots realize you are nothing more than what the NWO manipulated you to pretend to be. Maybe someday you will land on earth and face real life.

    Jackie O had talent….could speak multiple languages….could be gracious….poised….gentle….brilliant….remodeled the WH with refined taste and a value of patriotism.

    Carter looked like she belonged on the farm feeding chickens.
    Nancy adored and protected her husband…there was a time of fun in the WH
    Barbara as evil as they come
    Hill puts Barb to shame
    Laura was adorable
    This line is blank…kiddo.

  12. Wiseoldlady says:

    I forgot two:
    Betty a foundation…whoopee
    Lady lived a lie

  13. Edwardkoziol says:

    Her talent is wetting her lips and sticking to a wall and spending tax payers money on vacations.Otherwise she is as useless as teats on a bull.Send her back to her third world organization she belonged to at Princeton.

  14. Seeks_the_truth says:

    She sits on what little 'brains' she has. Why not sit on her nonexistent 'talents'?

  15. MuslimLuvChrist says:

    Then just sit on your fat nigga assa

  16. Linda From NY says:

    How can moochella expect for Americans to eat healthier when millions of Americans are out of work, thanks to her dictator husband. And why are all those women standing behind her in support? why?

    Every time I see a group of smiling idiots standing behind Obozo I wonder what are these people thinking? supporting this clown who wants to destroy our Country, what is wrong with this picture?

  17. mooch is sitting on her only talent

  18. barney rubble says:

    Look at the goo-goo eyed bitches in the background. They all look like they can't wait to smell her queefs and see if they smell like chocolate.

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